Why NOT to Buy a Girl a Drink

This seems like such a weird concept. You might be asking yourself, how do I get into her pants if I don’t buy her a drink first? Before I go further I would like to extend an apology to our female readers, mainly because everything will be true.

I want you to put your drink down, clear your head, and think for a minute. How many times have you fucked a girl that you approached at the bar, and she asked you to buy her a drink? It’s funny how when you think about it that number always seems to be zero.

I’m not saying when at a classy place you shouldn’t have a drink sent to a girl to break the ice before the approach. That’s an acceptable way to test the waters, because no one likes cold water. But this is college and those places are a bit past our grasp just now. Going down to your favorite dive bar in rape alley isn’t exactly going to the lounge at the Four Seasons.

Guys need to remember that it’s ladies choice out there. It’s a girl’s choice if she wants to fuck around, and it’s a man’s duty to get chosen as often as he can. Women also know that it’s a pretty good deal for them if they rent out their ass for some grinding if they can solicit a drink in the process. That’s why when approaching a girl it’s important to pick those that already have their own drink. Most girls go out in packs with the intention of cock blocking one another and getting drunk. Best way to do this is to get guys to buy them drinks and leave them blue balled at the bar.

The best defense against this is to instinctively know that if a girl ever asks to be bought a drink, it’s time for you to move on. Most girls will say, “Sure I’ll dance with you, just buy me a drink first.” She’s going to milk you for anything she can get; hopefully right down her throat. It’s funny that both of you have the exact same idea yet not in the same way and only one is getting satisfied.

This situation works no differently if you ask a lady if you can buy her a drink. Then she’s definitely going to take advantage or be insulted but accept anyway because it’s free for her. Be a gentleman and ask her about herself. Girls love to talk about themselves and don’t give a shit about how much you can bench press. Neither do your friends, shocking, I know. If you enjoy being stuck with the bill and not even a blow job to show for it then by all means disregard this.

You and your boy approach a group of girls for example, ask for a dance. The reply comes back, “ok but buy me a drink it’s my birthday.” Put on the brakes right there. It’s not her birthday and it’s not worth a dance. If you’re feeling lucky you or your pal might flat out tell them, “yeah but if I buy you drink I’m going to want more than a dance.” If it works then great, but you’re probably going to hear, “buy us all a round and we’ll see.” Turn around and walk away because you’re not going to see anything but a $100 receipt for Smoke Slides staring you in the face as you wake up hung over, alone, and laying in your own puke.